Napoleon Dynamite.

Napoleon Blownapart

Napoleon Blownapart?

I judge the excellence of my puns based on the groans they receive.

Andrew Lucky

Feelin' Lucky

“Do ya feel lucky, punk?”

I actually like Andrew Luck and the Colts. But not as much as the Denver Broncos. What’s your favourite sports team? And what’s your favourite Clint Eastwood movie?

Elf

Does Someone Need a Hug

“Does someone need a hug?!”

What’s your favourite colour?

Patriotism

Doug hated to admit it, but sometimes he found Steve’s excessive patriotism extremely annoying.

A Hairy Situation

What if the wardrobe into Narnia worked both ways?

Professor Gandalf

This one is dedicated to my students, past and present.