Napoleon Dynamite.

Napoleon Blownapart

Napoleon Blownapart?

I judge the excellence of my puns based on the groans they receive.


Andrew Lucky

Feelin' Lucky

“Do ya feel lucky, punk?”

I actually like Andrew Luck and the Colts. But not as much as the Denver Broncos. What’s your favourite sports team? And what’s your favourite Clint Eastwood movie?


Does Someone Need a Hug

“Does someone need a hug?!”

What’s your favourite colour?


Doug hated to admit it, but sometimes he found Steve’s excessive patriotism extremely annoying.

A Hairy Situation

What if the wardrobe into Narnia worked both ways?

Professor Gandalf

This one is dedicated to my students, past and present.